February 2012
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Feb 25th
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Crudivore: An Exploration of Fustration →
crudivore: So, I log onto tumblr all happy and bright and find that I have a follower. “Who is this madman?” I says to myself. It is an atheist blog which has taken my rape post and shown that it is flawed. So, I sat there reading through what they did to my poor post and then I faced a decision. Do I…
Feb 25th
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All of this happened- me thinking about giving...
Damn. I feel so much better than I did a few hours ago.
Feb 25th
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I pray every night before I go to bed. That's just...
The first night I prayed, this is what popped into my head: Now when I read a Bible verse about tax collectors and prostitutes it’ll be like WHAM! SHIT THAT’S ME. The second night I prayed, this is what popped into my head: YOU CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MAMMON. The third night I prayed, this is what popped into my head: Let tomorrow worry about itself. There is enough to worry about...
Feb 25th
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To clarify: I never met with anyone from the porn...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Beautiful Epidemic: Looking back, →
beautifulepidemic: As I embark on this new chapter in my life, my fingertips tingle with a certain thrill at just the thought of what is ahead of me. By the will of God, I am destined for greatness. For now, I am a bud yearning to blossom, an unfinished story, pages still thirsting for words, yearning to be…
Feb 25th
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"Yes. I'm talking about pornography. I have just...
So I was in bed two hours ago. I actually have to be up in 5.5 hours to go speak at my old treatment center about how I’m all better and stuff. I’m not all better. And I know if I write about this then it will take the power out of what’s going on because the only person who knows thinks it’s brilliant and it’s fucking not. I thought it was. I thought it was a...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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bahahahahahaha
andersonsblaine: bethmai: remember that time Quinn hired a tribe of pregnant women to sing and dance with her
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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WatchWatch
“oh, my wife drives a couple of Cadillacs…” good ol’ mitt.
Feb 25th
Washington Post →
“Afghans and the world’s Muslims should rise against the foreigners. We have no patience left,” said an Afghan police officer at a checkpoint in central Kabul. He looked at his colleague, who stood next to him, nodding. “We both will attack the foreign military people.”
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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AFTER WATCHING GLEE'S NEW EPISODE:
cocaineandhookers: This sums up my emotions.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Target has a bit of a flaw...their clearance tags...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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the things we do for money.
Feb 23rd
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[Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for... →
panemdestruction: drdonnaatx: When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a year and a half it...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“Without the election of George W. Bush, I don’t think we would have danced quite...”
– Tim O’Reilly (via azspot)
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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please. get. me. off. tumblr.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“I am passionate. I have lots of opinions. I can get so heated about an issue I...”
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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I am staying in Florida :D
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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I think Newt Gingrich is bipolar. →
Feb 20th
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and then I got home at the crack of dawn.
Feb 19th
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Last night:
ima solo bamf on the dance floor woahhhh OH HAY BOY HAAAY after 2 hours of salsa, ballroom, hip hop, and a hint of ballet… FTW!!
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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I'm jus sayin
Why would Jesus’ disciples, who ran to the hills when Jesus was arrested and never had strong faith in him in the first place, turn around and suddenly devote their lives to spreading the Gospel? Why would people allow themselves to be crucified for a supposed hoax? Why would they say Jesus rose from the dead if it meant they would be killed for saying it? WHY?
Feb 18th
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Peter: Jesus, I'll follow you wherever you go! I got your back! I'll die for you!
Jesus: Peter, you're full of shit.
Peter:
Jesus: So, everyone, Judas is gonna give me up to the priests. I'm gonna get my ass whipped, be crucified on a cross, die, chill in a tomb for three days, and skip out three days later.
Disciples: What the f***?
Jesus: Okay, here come the Pharisees!
Pharisees: Are you Jesus?
Jesus: Are you kidding.
Pharisees: Yep, this is Jesus.
*Jesus is beaten and whipped*
Pilate: Uh, dudes, he's done nothing wrong.
People: Crucify him!!!!
Pilate: Shit.
*Jesus is crucified*
Jesus: Father, I place my life in your hands!
*He dies*
...3 days later...
Mary Mags: Let's get burial spices for Jesus.
Other Mary: Sounds good.
*the tomb is empty*
Mary's: Wtf?
Jesus: Hey! What's up?
Mary's: OMFG.
Jesus: Go tell everyone I'm back.
Mary's: Yo, Jesus is back!
Disciples: Yeah right.
Jesus: Hey guys!
Disciples: WHAT.
Jesus: Told yah.
Thomas: Let me stick my fingers through your hands.
Jesus: Okay...
Thomas: Shit, this really is Jesus.
Jesus: Duh.
Discples:
Jesus: So, got any food?
Feb 18th
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